It seems like people have always thought I’m older than I really am. I’m sure there are a variety of reasons for that. The summer after I got out of high school I worked with a bunch of late 20-somethings through 40 yr olds and they always invited me out to the bars with them after work. It wasn’t until the end of that summer that they found out I was 17, not 28. All through college people continued to think I was much older - probably because of the bald head thing and the facial hair.
Today really took the cake though. Liz and I were meeting up at the theater to see Oliver Stone’s latest - W. While I was waiting in the lobby for her to get off work, a woman kept smiling at me from about 5 feet away. I eventually did the polite thing and said, “hi.” I’m not sure if that was a good thing or bad thing. She wouldn’t stop talking to me. I kinda feel like she was hitting on me. Turns out she was there waiting for her high-school-aged-daughter to come out of a movie to give her a ride home. She apparently assumed I was there to pick up my 15 yr old too. I told her I wasn’t waiting for my child, then had to repeatedly reinforce the fact I don’t even have kids. Let’s just say I felt saved when Liz finally showed up and I could walk away.
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