So after my recent visit to the ER last month I found myself a pulmonologist out here to get some sound lung-advice from. I met with Dr. Ray yesterday and found out the following:
- I probably don’t have asthma…..maybe mildly at best
- I need to stop taking steroids
- There’s no reason I should have a nebulizer
- I should be able to control my “undefined lung issues” with maxair and singulair
This was all backed up with, “Your lungs sound clear today.”
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Guess what doctor just lost a new patient. I’ll give you 3 tries.
What? You think he should take your whole medical history into consideration or something? Clearly if you were fine that day then none of the rest of it was true….
Uh oh, they’re on to you now.
They know you’ve been faking it to get attention.
Now you’re going to have to switch it up with another inconvenient affliction. I vote for violent diarrhea or some kind of rash.
I hope Liz didn’t read your blog and find out you’ve been faking this for your whole life.
Seriously thought. I wonder if the makers of Singulair or Maxair have recently paid for this doctor to go to Aruba to attend a “seminar” on their product. Notice any free Singulair pens in his office?