Archive for August, 2006

How to get free food

Call up a caterer and tell them you’d like to meet with them and discuss your upcoming wedding reception. They’ll give you free food and then talk to you. You can take all the information and then tell them you’ll think about it and get back to them. Now all you have to do is find another caterer and repeat.

Speed

I just trippled the RAM on my machine at home. Things are flying.

BK Stacker

If you know much about Burger King, you know they have a new manly sandwich. It’s called THE STACKER. They say if you like meat, cheese and bacon then you’re bound to love their sandwich. You can get double, triple, and quadruple layers of meat on cheese on these puppies. So yesterday for lunch I decided to go all out with a TRIPPLE STACKER. I got my sandwich and first thought I was missing a layer. I was already back at work though so I decided to not worry about it. However, after several bites in, I realized meat patty number 3 was just pressed into the bottom bun.

I wish I had pictures to show you their advertisement and what I actually got. Their ads make the sandwiches look like there’s no way you could fit your mouth around it. My sandwich was 1.5-2″ thick. That included the bun.

I got one word for BK Stackers - LAME. Give me a Hardee’s Thick Burger any day.

Latest on poop comments

This ‘masked avenger’ of immaturity had a run back in February and they have recently broke the surface of their solitude for yet another run at futility. They may think I’m stupid, but here’s just a little peek at what I’m capable of…

Aug 2 2006 7:54:43 pm
Savage, Maryland
63.156.190.# (I wouldn’t want to put the whole IP address here now would I?)

Aug 2 2006 11:17:04 pm
Washington DC
63.156.188.#

Aug 3 2006 9:07:32 am
Washington DC
63.156.188.#

Would anyone like to know their browser? Version of java? ISP provider? Where they came from to get here?

Well here’s a recent comment:
“You may not want to delete this comment. If you do, things will escalate, and they’ll be out of your hands.”

Wow, that’s really scary. Please don’t escalate things. I wouldn’t want to have to report you to your service provider.

Threats

So apparently the “cool commenter” is back with their poop comments. They even followed it up with a non-committal threat this time. Oooooooooh - I’m shaking in my crew cut socks.

Adventures at Meijer

Tonight around 12:30am I was at Meijer getting some much needed groceries. When I got to the checkout there was a shifty looking guy ahead of me. He had crazy eyes and he kept looking at me with them wide open. After he got done he was hanging out by the door walking back and forth then went outside. As I was making my way out he came back in the doors and then all of a sudden was right behind me as I was walking out and following me out into the parking lot. I had the feeling like he was going to mug me or something. It was weird. Then he randomly just veered off. He wasn’t big by any means. I would guess him to be about 130lbs and 5′7″. I just felt bad for assuming he meant me harm….but he had those crazy eyes.