Ramblings of a Bald Man

So Liz and I are doing pre-marital counseling. It’s been going pretty well. Last night Barb declared that I was “so cute”. This may sound inappropriate or weird, but she’s old and old people can say whatever they feel like. They’ve earned the right to speak their mind. We also took a compatibility test and we scored 100% in four areas and scored high in every other category. Apparently I’m also an exceptional listener, have good communication skills and am able to interpret well. This is starting to sound more like an ego-booster than counseling if you ask me.