Archive for June, 2006

Jack Black

Why is Jack Black one of my favorite actors of the decade? I think this explains some of it

Illustration by Roberto Parada

Jack Black, Thespian
Q: How does a comic actor avoid becoming a punch line?
A: Work with talented directors.

By Mike D’angelo

IF YOU’RE A COMIC ACTOR in the movies-and this goes double if you clawed your way to film stardom from the trenches of TV sketch comedy, which you almost certainly did-here’s what you know without a doubt yet cannot bear to contemplate: However beloved you may be at the moment, America will soon be sick to death of you. It’s inevitable.

All you can do, really, is decide which of the two traditional routes to public apathy and ennui you’d prefer to travel. Most comedians, sensibly enough, opt for the “laughing all the way to the bank” decline, which involves grabbing every multimillion-dollar opportunity that presents itself during a brief window of tolerability: death by overexposure (impending casualty: Will Ferrell). For a more prolonged flameout, on the other hand, the “crying on the inside” approach offers a proven, if embarrassing, track record. You might even win an Oscar for earnestly informing Matt Damon that it’s not his fault. It’s not his fault. It’s not his fault.

So here’s the mystery: Why am I not yet weary of Jack Black? Six years after his star-making turn as an obnoxious record-store clerk in High Fidelity, his persona remains exactly the same: heavy-metal self-delusion. In essence, Black is the demonic flip side of Mike Myers’s affable head banger Wayne Campbell; the ferrety smirk and beer-gut posturing implicitly proclaim, “You’re not worthy!” So overweening is his mock arrogance that he seems to be playing air guitar even when he’s actually playing the guitar. In theory, such lack of range should get old in a hurry. And it’s not as if Black’s new film, Nacho Libre, in which he plays a monastery cook who decides to become a Mexican wrestler, suggests any kind of new direction, apart from the novelty of the curly fright wig and the pseudo-Montalban accent. Yet I can’t wait to see it.

Now, in part that’s because Nacho Libre is the second movie by Jared Hess, whose debut, Napoleon Dynamite, boasted the most loopily distinctive comic sensibility seen since the Farrelly brothers concocted their bizarre amalgam of the good-natured and the grotesque. But then, that’s hardly a coincidence. Quick, who directed Along Came Polly? The Waterboy? Anchorman? Bruce Almighty? As a rule, former sketch comics who hit the big time work with anonymous drones, thereby ensuring that nobody’s “vision” usurps their sovereignty. Black comes from that same world. You can see him on early episodes of Mr. Show, and Tenacious D, his musical-comedy act with Kyle Gass, wrangled a short-lived HBO television directors usually make the transition to film with small projects. As a film actor, though, he’s signed on almost exclusively with heavyweights: the Farrellys (Shallow Hal), Richard Linklater (School of Rock), and Peter freakin’ Jackson (King Kong). Even Envy, the stinker he made alongside Ben Stiller, was directed by Academy Award winner Barry Levinson.

Odd though the idea may seem, Jack Black looks very much as if he’s actually striving to be an actor. Not an Actor, mind you; that’s what happens when Jim Carrey decides he wants to be Jimmy Stewart (The Majestic), or when Bill Murray, suddenly a critics’ darling after two decades as our reigning sarcastic slob, hooks up with Jim Jarmusch and restrains himself into a melancholy coma (Broken Flowers). Black isn’t dumb enough to ditch the manic energy that got our attention in the first place. We won’t be seeing him in a biopic anytime soon. (Fortunately for him, the John Belushi movie has already been made; it took poor Michael Chiklis more than a decade to recover.) Even in King Kong, he was clearly cast expressly for his wild-eyed gusto, his sheer overpowering Jack Blackiness. Sure, it’s a shtick, but shtick calcifies only when left to its own worn-out devices. In the hands of talented filmmakers, it becomes infinitely malleable.

You can get a strong sense of this just by watching the Nacho Libre trailer. As Nacho, Black is still recognizably himself, all flaring nostrils and dagger eyebrows and utterly unwarranted self-confidence. At the same time, though, there’s an unmistakably Napoleonic cadence to the dialogue. Hess favors inane statements spoken with a straight face, as when Nacho, decked out like a cross between a hospital orderly and Greg Brady, tells Ana de la Reguera’s nun, “These are my recreation clothes.” Part of the fun is watching Black tailor his talent to Hess’s single-minded specifications-just as Black seemed much more heartfelt in the hands of the Farrellys and suddenly became interested in other people when he starred in a Linklater movie. There’s a great deal of humility involved in letting artists use you as modeling clay. Combine that humility with a persona composed of pure, uncut hubris and you get the sort of internal contradictions that might, at least for a while, keep an actor from going stale.

© 2006 by Hearst Communications Inc.

J’s Tux & Bridal Boutique

J’s Tux & Bridal Boutique
108 North Washington Street
Owosso, MI 48867

For Smitty’s wedding we got our tuxes at J’s Tux & Bridal Boutique. They were supposed to be a great place. Nice people, cheapest place in town, etc. They had never wronged the Smitty before….until last weekend. To be a nice guy, and Smitty really is, he paid all of our deposits up front for us. However, when we called in our measurements they told us we had to pay a deposit. I told them the groom already paid my deposit for me and we sorta argued about it. So I just went ahead and paid a deposit anyways. So when I told Smitty what happened, he called them to see what was up. They of course apologized and then were going to refund me, but never did.

So we go in the Thursday before the wedding to pick up my tux. When I called them with my measurements I said I needed an XL shirt. I don’t fit height and weight charts and always end up getting shirts that are too small and pants that are too big. We all know what happened when I tried to tell a lady what size of coat I wear. So I try on my clothes. The pants are huge on me. I had to cinch them up big time on the sides, but they stayed on. Then I put on my shirt. It was a little hard to put on, but I finally did it. Lots of extra room to button it, then I realized it was very hard to move my arms. I look down and the sleeves are stretched very tightly across my biceps. I can’t tell you the last time I’ve experienced this. I have several shirts of my own that are tight in the shoulders, but never tight like this in the arms. My arms aren’t even that big right now since I haven’t been lifting hard the past year. So I try to tell them my shirt doesn’t fit and I need a bigger one. Once again, I’m argued with because I obviously don’t know what I’m talking about. So they get me another L sized shirt to try on. Wow, this one didn’t fit either. Who would have guessed? Oh wait, it must have been the tshirt I had on underneath. Nope, that didn’t help at all either.

So she starts trying to figure out where things went wrong. Goes over my measurements and they’re all correct. Oh wait, they screwed up - but it can’t be their fault.

So they say, “We can get you an XL shirt but it’s going to cost you $25.”

I said, “What?”.

They say, “Well, you’re going to have to pay for it because we didn’t measure you. You can take this bill to whoever did your measurements and I’m sure they’ll take care of it for you.”

I said, “Yeah…..I’m pretty sure that will never happen.”

Smitty, once again being the good guy he is, steps in and offers to pick up the $25. So he pays $25 and I’m charged my money. Then Smitty brings up the deposit issue and they realize they never refunded me my money. Since they already ran my credit card they decide to give me a 20 dollar bill. They even went through all the paper work. They had receipts for everything and admitted their mistake. Now we’re on our way out the door and a little annoyed.

The next day we go back to pick up my shirt. It was HUGE on me, but it fit in the shoulders and arms. So we think everything is cool and are about to jet when the lady asks us to come over to the counter and pulls out the stack o receipts. Apparently somebody didn’t feel right about their mistake and giving me a twenty-spot the previous day so they started pouring over their calculations. Now bear with me hear as everything is about to get all Enron and what not……..

Turns out they found out they had made an error in their calculations and put some wrong numbers down.
They
made a mistake in their simple math adding up the numbers.
They made a mistake in charging twice for the deposit.
They made a mistake in getting me the wrong size of shirt.
They made a mistake in charging me not enough.

Seems to me like it’s all their fault. So now you might ask why they were bringing this up to me. I’ll tell you why. They wanted me to pay the difference for their incompetence. Long story short, they wanted that 20 dollar bill they so reluctantly parted with not even 24hrs earlier. Should I have argued? Probably. Should they have even brought this whole debacle up after screwing me? Probably not. Was this a good business move for them? Absolutely not.

So what did I do? I decided not to argue and just hand over $20. Me opening my mouth would have resulted in my saying something I would have regretted. I actually kinda lost on the deal because I had already spent my newly acquired $20 at the movie store where I picked up 5 dvds for $20. Let’s just say we were all a little peeved. It’s not just the fact that these events happened, but more so the way they looked at and talked to me. Their whole attitude seemed to be like we were in the wrong the whole time. I would never go back there again if I had to. I just don’t want to deal with these people again.

Continued here

New Kicks

Yesterday I went to Kohl’s and got myself a new pair of kicks*. I was actually there Wednesday night but didn’t get any then because the ones I wanted were out of stock on the shelves. So I went back in yesterday and ended up just getting a different pair because I was definitely in need of something different. My main shoes have been on my feet for three years I think. I have worn out my 3rd set of insoles and they just aren’t that comfortable anymore. Besides, who can pass up that walking-on-air feeling for just $25?

* - kicks is defined by the Urban Dictionary as

 
1. shoes
2. Doing something for fun

hey bro nice kicks u got there

Smitty’s Married!

So another friend of mine is married and this time it’s Smitty. I was in his wedding over the weekend in Michigan. His hometown is such a nice place - big trees and houses everywhere. Oh yeah, and churches. I think I went through one intersection where there was a church on every corner. Makes you wonder if there are enough people to go to all the churches.

I went up Thursday night and met up with Smitty, Joe, Cheryl, Queenie and met Mike. Mike is a guy Smitty works with. He was pretty cool. We all went to Outback which was definitely reminiscent of good times. They were even cute and added a gratuity to our checks just in case we forgot to tip. Personally, I think I tip better when the amount isn’t already decided for me. Their loss I guess. Liz ended up coming the day of with JRod and Crickit. Apparently JRod and Crickit both had wardrobe malfunctions on the way in the form of a Frosty accident. Luckily they were able to get a handle on that. Fat Mitch and Leah also came up. Mitch was helping out with video. I have so many friends with so many skills. Seems like some day I won’t have to call up a ‘professional’ for anything. Just look up a name in my cell phone.

The rehearsal dinner was held in a place called Mootzie’s. It’s a little tiny art gallery with lots of character. The food was also amazing. The wedding reception pretty much went off without a hitch. Everything was great. Even the Bach-wannabe organist didn’t scare anybody with her Phantom-of-the-Opera-mad-organ-skills.

Liz and I ended up leaving after the reception to come back home. I was pretty tired because I had been up since about 5:45 so Liz had to take over for the last stretch of it. All in all, another great weekend and another wedding under my belt.