As you may have read before, I’m a lover of Subway. I’m not too hip on Jared, Subway’s wannabe pop idol, but I do love their sandwiches. In fact, I just love sandwiches in general. When I was in highschool I went through a whole loaf of bread in a day sometimes. Anyways, when I go to Subway I like like to load my sandwiches up. They ask what I want on there and I say, “everything”. They then start to ask follow-up questions like, “spinach?” or “do you want peppers?” or “olives?” I thought everything meant everything. Did Webster change his mind? If so, I didn’t hear about it. Other quotes I always hear are
“Wow, that’s a big sandwich” - Today I said, “Yeah, that makes it taste better.”
“Are you sure you can eat all that?” - “Yeah, I think so.”
“I don’t know if I’ll be able to fit _____ on here” - What I always want to say is, “Well maybe if you didn’t pile 4 handfuls of lettuce on there we wouldn’t be having this problem.”
“My you’re a big eater” - No comment
“So do you eat half of this and save the rest for later?” - “Actually, I eat the whole thing.”
i mean i know everything means everything, but you don’t all the condiments do you? cuz then your sandwich would be swimming in oil and mnustard and mayo and i’m pretty sure soggy sandwiches are the worst. i remember when i’d have peanut butter and honey for lunch sometimes, but it would have been in my lunchbox all day and there’d be too much honey and the bread would be kinda sticky and soggy and even a little crusty at the same time, and i always hated it.
anyway, how do you feel about penn station? their philly cheese with banana peppers is the bomb. i miss those bombs.
man, i miss mountain dew too. damn, that stuff is soooo bad for you, but it tastes sooo good. anne and russ brought me some ale 8 when they got here over a week ago. ale 8 is also the bomb.
i really should check those for errors. deal with it.
It’s true bendy. I don’t always want all the oil and vinegar and whatnot. However, they ask, “What vegetables would you like?” and that’s when I say, “everything.”
So maybe it’s just a communication issue. I think it what it boils down to is the gross incompetence of people overusing and misusing the word ‘everything’ therefore making the subway sandwich artists have to second guess their customers. Can you get much more horrible than that?
we is all having errors on here. yep. yeah, i love subway, too. just another reason to be friends.