I know that I’m not an overly smiley person. This is a proven fact. In life I’ve ran into many people that just smile all the time for no apparent reason. I’m not that kind of guy. I usually smile on the inside first and then think about letting it out only if I really want to. Here’s the conversation that happened last night at the weight room with the sign-in person.
So I walk in, say hello and start writing my name down when she leans forward and says….
Sign-in girl: So, do you ever smile?
After doing a short rendition of a classic William Shatner pause and looking quizzically off into space like I was pondering that statement said…
Me: Yeah, sometimes.
Sign-in girl: So why aren’t you smiling now? Do you have to make some special request or something?
Me: Yeah, usually. Lots of paper work.
Sign-in girl: Well have fun not smiling!
Me: Ok. Thanks!
I would just like to add that I did all of this without smiling. Unlike Randall in Clerks, I realized and identified that ruse before playing right into her hands. Gonna have to get up earlier in the morning to pull the wool over my eyes miss sign-in girl.
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