Ramblings of a Bald Man

me: they come in this really crappy newspaper thing
me: that i never read
me: i just stack them up to use for cookies
t: cookies?
me: yeah
me: i make newsprint cookies
me: you’d think they taste like nasty paper
me: but they’re actually pretty good
t: are you serious?
me: just gotta make sure you don’t use newspaper that’s been peed on or anything like that
me: they’ll taste a little funky and there’s always the health issue
t: ew
t: the next time you make your [clean] newsprint cookies, can I try one?
me: hahaha
t: I’ve never even heard of anything like that.
me: i use the newspaper to lay the cookies on
me: to cool
t: lol… you had me going
me: i know
t: but, hey. I used to eat paper when I was a kid
t: I got bored easily
t: so why not paper cookies?
me: uh, i’ve never heard of paper cookies
t: not for me, either
t: I hadn’t until today
t: but you can cook, and have all kinds of Chalupa recipes