Ramblings of a Bald Man

Or, as some would like to call it, “What Chalupa ate for dinner”

Step 1 - Take 2 half bags of weird shaped noodles and put in very large pot. Cut up one delicious looking polish sausage and add to pot. Put in a bunch of water and boil for a while til done.

Step 2 - Drain water.

Step 3 - Lower heat. Add 1 stick of butter. Add 1/2 to 3/4lb of extremely sharp cheddar cheese that’s too strong to eat plain cause it makes your face twinge. Add 1/3 box of velveeta cheese. Add approximately 1 cup of left over spicy cheese dip you made last week. Add about 1/2 lb of browned hamburger. Add one fat, manly squirt of yellow mustard for taste.

Step 4 - Cook everything and mix well. Add some milk so it isn’t too dry. Wait for all the cheese to melt and for everything to be mixed up and looking awesome.

Step 5 - Eat it.

Yields: Probably enough to feed at least 10+ people, or chalupa and superjew for 2 meals.

If you didn’t know already, when I cook I don’t really measure things out. I just throw stuff in and cook by feel. If I were an amateur pilot, I’d probably like flying bi-planes or something.