“What kind of meat do you use to make tacos?”
“Have you ever had tennis elbow?”
“No, but I have chronic tendonitus in my shoulders though”
“Wow, you definitely know what pain is then.”
“Grandma will you come show me how to work this?” - in reference to the toaster
“I’m gonna come to your work and stab you…with a knife.” - yep, I’m getting death threats again.
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