Becky

So I’m talking with my sister tonight and here’s a bit of what was said:

B: …and I really want to travel abroad for a while….
Me: abroad? where?
B: well i really want to go to france.
Me: france? you should go to spain and learn some spanish
B: but i don’t know any spanish and since i already know some french i should go to spain
Me: so when are you planning on doing this?
B: probably my junior year in january
Me: so are you keeping up on your french?
B: not really
Me: well you should what are you going to do if you want to order a cheese pizza?
B: well that’s easy cause i know how to say, “i want”
Me: ok so how do you say cheese pizza?
B: well, “i want” is blah blah and i think pizza is just pizza and cheese is blah
Me: ok, so how do you say i want a cheese pizza?
B: weird french words
Me: ok, so what do you do if they ask you where you live?
B: that’s easy they’l say……..and i’ll say ……….
Me: and what if they need your phone number?
B: i know my numbers…those are easy.
Me: so what are you gonna do if they tell you a joke?
B: what?
Me: what are you gonna do if they tell you a joke?
B: why would they do that?
Me: well if it’s so easy then maybe you’ll speak the french so well they think you’re a frenchy and tell you a joke.
B: what’s a frenchy?
Me: french person
B: well then I won’t understand them
Me: well what if they expect a response and you don’t respond and they get offended and don’t give you your cheese pizza?
B: that’s not gonna happen
Me: you don’t know that - so what’re you going to do?
B: well i guess i won’t eat any cheese pizza
Me: that’s not the attitude to have. you’re hungry here. that was the whole point in the first place. you’re hungry and need some cheese pizza. i think you need to keep studying french in college so you can avoid this whole situation and get that pizza
B: you’re ridiculous
Me: whatever. at least i can order pizza

……. several minutes later …………..
B: well i’m gonna go. have a good night
Me: i don’t know if i can
B: why not?
Me: well, i’m just kinda worried about you and your pizza

2 Responses to “Becky”


  1. 1 Immo

    Hilarious!

    And how many people have told you that you have an uncanny resemblance to Soulman in that picture of yours?

  2. 2 kat

    That is so funny. You probably had Becky sitting there scratchin her head thinking good grief my brother is weird! heheheheeh

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