So I’m talking with my sister tonight and here’s a bit of what was said:
B: …and I really want to travel abroad for a while….
Me: abroad? where?
B: well i really want to go to france.
Me: france? you should go to spain and learn some spanish
B: but i don’t know any spanish and since i already know some french i should go to spain
Me: so when are you planning on doing this?
B: probably my junior year in january
Me: so are you keeping up on your french?
B: not really
Me: well you should what are you going to do if you want to order a cheese pizza?
B: well that’s easy cause i know how to say, “i want”
Me: ok so how do you say cheese pizza?
B: well, “i want” is blah blah and i think pizza is just pizza and cheese is blah
Me: ok, so how do you say i want a cheese pizza?
B: weird french words
Me: ok, so what do you do if they ask you where you live?
B: that’s easy they’l say……..and i’ll say ……….
Me: and what if they need your phone number?
B: i know my numbers…those are easy.
Me: so what are you gonna do if they tell you a joke?
B: what?
Me: what are you gonna do if they tell you a joke?
B: why would they do that?
Me: well if it’s so easy then maybe you’ll speak the french so well they think you’re a frenchy and tell you a joke.
B: what’s a frenchy?
Me: french person
B: well then I won’t understand them
Me: well what if they expect a response and you don’t respond and they get offended and don’t give you your cheese pizza?
B: that’s not gonna happen
Me: you don’t know that - so what’re you going to do?
B: well i guess i won’t eat any cheese pizza
Me: that’s not the attitude to have. you’re hungry here. that was the whole point in the first place. you’re hungry and need some cheese pizza. i think you need to keep studying french in college so you can avoid this whole situation and get that pizza
B: you’re ridiculous
Me: whatever. at least i can order pizza
……. several minutes later …………..
B: well i’m gonna go. have a good night
Me: i don’t know if i can
B: why not?
Me: well, i’m just kinda worried about you and your pizza
Hilarious!
And how many people have told you that you have an uncanny resemblance to Soulman in that picture of yours?
That is so funny. You probably had Becky sitting there scratchin her head thinking good grief my brother is weird! heheheheeh